Kale Adams is trying on his brand new hemp vestments

Many complained that the traditional hosts were more difficult to beleive that they were bread let alone Jesus. Kale Adams announced this morning that he has consecrated his first batch of Pumpkin Spice Eucharist. You gotta give them what they want. My humour is pretty edgy and I have to pause often, and fail, to not give offense.
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Svetlana:
I really love her and there is no room for my love inside and all my love kinda overflows from me to her.
(4 October 2016)

Svetlana:
I lift her and rub my nose with hers and it is a great feeling.
(4 October 2016)

Svetlana:
She kisses me back and writes I love you dad on a stickie and puts it on the fridge.
(4 October 2016)

Svetlana:
She is 6 years old and I find her so cute and attractive that I kiss and hug her from the back all the time and she loves it.
(4 October 2016)

Svetlana:
She is the most precious to me and I'd give up my life for her.
(4 October 2016)

Gloria:
How Do I Handle My Friend Being A Lolicon?
(4 October 2016)

Gloria:
It's just that I'm not sure how to feel right now.
(4 October 2016)

Gloria:
I don't want to stop being his friend; I care so much about him.
(4 October 2016)

Gloria:
But the whole idea makes me uncomfortable.
(4 October 2016)

Gloria:
Now, he has a girlfriend his own age, and says he would never do anything to a real child, and isn't interested in real kids that way.
(4 October 2016)