When you hear the horn line up and get ready for someone else to cook for you

We slept all 4 of us and the dog in our tiny little tent for 2 nights in the rain and we all loved it. We enjoyed a full fish and chips but then also brought just chips another night to have with salad and food from the grill. On that first night, the swing in the play area broke.
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Soledad:
I only see her 1 or 2 times a week for couple hours.
(15 September 2016)

Soledad:
But never on her phone when she's with her friends.
(15 September 2016)

Soledad:
My gf is always on her phone when she's with me.
(15 September 2016)

Colene:
Why is she such a fat sadistic bully?
(15 September 2016)

Colene:
None of our mutual friends will even speak to me ever again and they're all wrong about me.
(15 September 2016)

Colene:
Should I take a jab at the fact that her moms dead?
(15 September 2016)

Colene:
I don't understand how anyone could do this other than jealousy.
(15 September 2016)

Colene:
She looks like a fat ugly hamster.
(15 September 2016)

Brandie:
Guys how would you react if your girlfriend randomly started masturbating in front of you?
(15 September 2016)

Lekisha:
Would you want to know if your partner did this?
(15 September 2016)