The financial crisis had reached full blown panic mode

I briefly thought about throwing a crazy, wild party. I paused for some self-reflection. What exactly had I done differently? In this moment of money induced zen-like clarity, I identified 7 rules that propelled me to the proverbial fat stack. Some of these I lucked into, some of them I did by accident.
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Marlena:
We have filed for divorce and started the process.
(23 September 2016)

Marlena:
I don't want someone like that back.
(23 September 2016)

Marlena:
I have accepted that and moved on.
(23 September 2016)

Marlena:
He has since then moved in with her.
(23 September 2016)

Marlena:
My husband left me back on January for his affair partner.
(23 September 2016)

Hollis:
Only answer if you will be helpful and not be sarcastic.
(23 September 2016)

Hollis:
How do I start talking to her and make a move?
(23 September 2016)

Hollis:
Someone told me to biy her VS stuff as a gift.
(23 September 2016)

Hollis:
She is a freshman and I am a Sophomore.
(23 September 2016)

Hollis:
Basically what ppl call that type of person is the school slut.
(23 September 2016)