This has got to be one of the most iconic ironic farcical parades on the planet

The Occasional Pasadena Doo Dah Parade will celebrate 39 years of irreverent frolicking on the streets of Pasadena. The 2016 Parade takes place on Sunday, November 20th, stepping off at 11am in East Pasadena along Colorado Boulevard. For more info you need to make the jump.
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Ora:
It seems like every guy around me either has a girlfriend or has six girls on speed dial, if you know what I mean.
(1 December 2016)

Ora:
I've always had a LOT of trouble in the dating department.
(1 December 2016)

Ora:
Either that or they're loose as hell.
(1 December 2016)

Ora:
Yeah, they're pretty much all taken.
(1 December 2016)

Ora:
Here's another thing: The girls who aren't feminists?
(1 December 2016)

Ora:
In other words, I'm surrounded by intersectional feminists who I wouldn't want to touch with a ten-foot pole, let alone date.
(1 December 2016)

Ora:
So here's the rundown: I'm a conservative Christian on a college campus.
(1 December 2016)

Dannette:
Is it possible to get pregnant if..?
(1 December 2016)

Dannette:
Is it possible to get pregnant if you touch pre-ejaculation with your finger and then touch our vagina after wiping it off of your hand and he did not ejacualate at all?
(1 December 2016)

Gala:
Most of my former bullies from high school are either married, engaged, or pregnant. Is that weird?
(1 December 2016)