The things I pitch are things I found on my own

People have pitched me to pitch them. I have found that they work well for pencils. Often before trying the product. My top ten products are things I use all the freaking time. I am finally allowing myself to be paid for my opinion. Assuming you think being paid in food counts.
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Patty:
There's this one girl that has dated almost all the boys in the 7th grade.
(14 October 2016)

Patty:
At my school a lot of girls and boys are dating.
(14 October 2016)

Patty:
And I always wandered what a good age to start dating was.
(14 October 2016)

Mallie:
I did something immature and I'm too anxious to go back and apologize, but I feel really bad. What do?
(14 October 2016)

Mallie:
Maybe by not eating, but I've been told it's a bad idea.
(14 October 2016)

Mallie:
I feel like I should punish myself.
(14 October 2016)

Mallie:
I would go back and apologize, but I feel too anxious.
(14 October 2016)

Mallie:
I tried to make these noisy guys go away by using a high-pitched sound and I feel terrible about it.
(14 October 2016)

Salome:
He always stares at me with his friends and they talk and laugh and then they turn around and then look back at me.. It's like 7 of them so I feel wierd like they are saying bad things.
(14 October 2016)

Mellie:
Feeling lonely and depressed?
(14 October 2016)